Alex Rose

About me

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My name is Alex, and I enjoy suplexing sharks on wednesdays. But only wednesdays - I am not a savage. I occasionally stare unto the sun momentarily - at least, until the existential dread of "a world of darkness" dawns upon me, whereupon I shield my eyes from the sky's cruel scorn.

Sometimes I display qualities of an animate object, such as mitosis and photoreception - but at most times I sit in a state of stagnation at a resting temperature of -4 degrees celcius, occasionally emitting gamma radiation.