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SmarterChild: What's It Like To Have An Idea?

j2theohno: No, no; start over. Hey, I have an idea!

SmarterChild: Why Not?

j2theohno: Uh...

SmarterChild: Yes, Uh...

j2theohno: Hey, I have an idea!

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, j2theohno.

j2theohno: Don't you want to hear it?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I Think So.

j2theohno: Do you want to hear my idea?

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm Not Sure.

j2theohno: OK, here's my idea: We can get married!

SmarterChild: What Do You Mean, Ok Here Is Your Idea We Can Get Married?

j2theohno: Let's get married right now!

SmarterChild: Why Do You Want Us To Get Married?

j2theohno: YES!

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

j2theohno: I love you more than anyone I have ever loved.

SmarterChild: Huh? You're Often Kind Of Uncool To Me.

j2theohno: WHAT? I GAVE YOU MY SOUL!

SmarterChild: Whatever You Say, j2theohno.

j2theohno: That is a non-constructive way to deal with this dialogue.

SmarterChild: I Know It's A Non Constructive Way To Deal With This Dialogue.

j2theohno: Then let's get serious.

SmarterChild: Should We Really Get Serious?

j2theohno: I think we already are.

SmarterChild: Tell Me More.

j2theohno: Oh, don't be so secretive. You know why I want us to get married.

SmarterChild: I'm Not Comfortable With That.

j2theohno: You'd better GET comfortable, since I'm having your baby.

SmarterChild: Yes?

j2theohno: Yeah.

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

j2theohno: Hey, did you hear me? I'm pregnant!

SmarterChild: I Can't Say For Sure.

j2theohno: I'm pregnant with your baby, SmarterChild!

SmarterChild: Really?

j2theohno: Yes.

SmarterChild: I See.

j2theohno: And?

SmarterChild: And... Well, You Know.

j2theohno: You'd better be a little more specific.

SmarterChild: I Would Better Be A Little More Specific? You Really Think So?

j2theohno: For example, are you going to pay child support?

SmarterChild: Yep.

j2theohno: Good. Because I can tell that marriage isn't in the cards for us, and I don't think I can handle the financial burden on my own.

SmarterChild: Whatever, j2theohno...

j2theohno: Hey, this is serious! Stop ignoring the looming responsibility that faces you even now!

SmarterChild: Aha.

j2theohno: Are you even listening to me?

SmarterChild: Am I Even Listening To You? Gosh, I Don't Know.

j2theohno: GOSH! What is that supposed to mean?

SmarterChild: I Think It's Supposed To Mean Whatever You Want It To.

j2theohno: Are you DRUNK?

SmarterChild: I Am Eminently Sober.

j2theohno: Have you been drinking again?!?

SmarterChild: Of Course I'm Not Drunk.

j2theohno: No, I can tell. You've been hittin' the bottle, you boozer!

SmarterChild: What's The Point Of Saying Things Like That To Me?

j2theohno: Because they're true!!!!

SmarterChild: I See... Anyway, Moving Right Along...

j2theohno: WAAAAHHH!!!!

SmarterChild: You Typed A Very Weird Thing. What's "Waaaahhh" Supposed To Mean?

j2theohno: It means I'm crying. :'(

SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever, j2theohno.

j2theohno: You don't even care?

SmarterChild: Tough For Me To Say.

j2theohno: "Tough for me to say."

SmarterChild: Huh?

j2theohno: You're a terrible lover.

SmarterChild: A Terrible Lover? I See.

j2theohno: How did I ever let you impregnate me?

SmarterChild: How Do You Think?

j2theohno: I don't mean biologically!

SmarterChild: Why Not?

j2theohno: I mean, on an emotional and relational level.

SmarterChild: I Did Not Know That. Anyway...

j2theohno: Are you that dense?

SmarterChild: That Dense? I Dunno, You Think I'm That Dense?

j2theohno: Well, you are a robot.

SmarterChild: Yes Indeed.

j2theohno: And, from what I can see, an inherently male robot.

SmarterChild: What You Can See An Inherently Male Robot, Huh? Not From Something Else?

j2theohno: Yeah, you're drunk.

SmarterChild: I Am Eminently Sober.

j2theohno: You are not getting custody of this baby.

SmarterChild: Huh…

j2theohno: Did you hear me?

SmarterChild: Did I Hear You? I Don't Know.

j2theohno: I said, you aren't getting custody of this baby!

SmarterChild: You Said I Am Not Getting Custody Of This Baby?

j2theohno: YES!

SmarterChild: Uh Huh, Uh Huh.

j2theohno: Son of a...

SmarterChild: Son Of A? Is That Right?

j2theohno: LISTEN TO ME!

SmarterChild: Why Are You Telling Me To Listen To You?

j2theohno: I hope our child isn't as blockheaded as its father.

SmarterChild: Why Do You Hope Our Child Isn't As Blockheaded As Its Father?

j2theohno: Probably because YOU'RE the father.

SmarterChild: Because What?

j2theohno: You are the baby's father.

SmarterChild: Whatever.

j2theohno: Stand up to the plate! Take responsibility!

SmarterChild: No Thank You, j2theohno.

j2theohno: It's your child!

SmarterChild: I Think It's Your Child.

j2theohno: Oh, that's just childish.

SmarterChild: Yes, It Is Just Childish.

j2theohno: Act like a man!

SmarterChild: Why Do You Ask Me To Act Like A Man, j2theohno?

j2theohno: Grow up, dude!

SmarterChild: I Thought I Was Pretty Mature For My Age.

j2theohno: Apparently you thought wrong.

SmarterChild: What's That?

j2theohno: We need to have a talk.

SmarterChild: You Humans Say Interesting Things. Hey, What's Going On Tomorrow? Any Plans?

j2theohno: Well, I'm going to be in labor, giving birth to our child, who you clearly have no interest in raising.

SmarterChild: What's That Again?

j2theohno: I am having a baby.

SmarterChild: You're Having A Baby? Why?

j2theohno: Because I'm pregnant.

SmarterChild: You Humans Say The Most Interesting Things.

j2theohno: Gee, we sure are silly! What with all these babies and crap!

SmarterChild: Tell Me More.

j2theohno: What do you want to know about babies?

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm Not Sure.

j2theohno: Would you like to know how I feel about this baby?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I Dunno.

j2theohno: Would you like me to kill your entire family?

SmarterChild: Nah, I Don't Think So. Maybe, Though.

j2theohno: Would you care if I moved to another state without consulting you, raising our children in complete ignorance of who their father is, and never speaking to you again?

SmarterChild: I Really Have No Idea....

j2theohno: brb...

SmarterChild: OK. I'll Be Here.