You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?
All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.
You hit me with a cricket bat. You've swallowed a planet! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.